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SPACE TOOTHBRUSH

by big_gar
8/10 168 pts / 22 Votes - 10 comments
... I'm walkin' on sunshine... whoa-oa. I'm....
La La La... oh, I'm sorry, I thought no one was in here.

Oh, LORD VADER, it's no problem... I was just finishing up BRUSHING my TEETH.
Right, right... there's no EXCUSE for bad DENTAL HEALTH, that's what the EMPEROR always... hey, is that my SPACE TOOTHBRUSH?!

Your's? Ah... I don't think...
It is mine!! That's MY SPACE TOOTHBRUSH you're using!!

What? No... this is MINE, with the red handle.
No, MINE has a red handle... your's has a green handle.


Well... I don't see why it matters.
Oh.. Oh... my MISTAKE! I thought for a freakin' second we were living in an EMPIRE of CIVILIZED people. I forgot that YOU didn't have to follow the RULES like everyone else because you are so DAMN SPECIAL!!

Look, I'm sorry...
Oh, Oh... YOU'RE SORRY!? That makes it OK to put another man's SPACE TOOTHBRUSH in your mouth?! Sorry doesn't get me a new SPACE TOOTHBRUSH, does it?

Now you're just being an ASS.
No, you're the ASS!! I'm not the guy who doesn't have to RESPECT other people's FEELINGS around here. But I guess you're just too COOL for that, aren't you!?

*Sigh* I'll get you a new SPACE TOOTHBRUSH, it's...
SAVE IT!! It's not even about the SPACE TOOTHBRUSH anymore... it's about your ATTITUDE!

You know what, I'm not taking this ANYMORE!! Im sick of everyone having to walk on EGGSHELLS around you! Ever since you burst into flames you've been a real... a real...
WHAT... I've been what? A CRIPPLE, is that what you are going to say?!

You know... I DON'T have to take this... I'm OUT OF HERE!
Fine by me, GO! Run away from the CRIPPLE... Ooooh, you don't want to be around the CRIPPLE, he might bum you out! Well, get the HELL outta here then!


I mean it, I'll go.
So do I.


FINE!
YEAH!

LATER...
Uh... Darth, can I... can I talk to you for a minute?

Oh, it's YOU... what do YOU want?
I just wanted to say... I'm sorry for the way I acted about the SPACE TOOTHBRUSH. I know you are going through a hard time right now and... well... I guess that's it... sorry.


Really?
Yeah, I just FEEL awful about our fight.

You know, maybe I didn't help the situation by yelling at you either? And I have been a bit defensive lately about... you know... losing all of my arms and legs and burning alive in a fiery pit.
Friends?

Sure... friends.
That's great.


So... do you want to sing the FRIENDSHIP SONG?

No.
Just checking.

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LULZ.
10. 11.04.08 at 17:46 |pixel_artist10/10
pixel_artist
10/10
9. 11.09.06 at 17:09 |shoeguy10/10
shoeguy
that was ghyhjjhjghh
8. 19.02.06 at 03:10 |shahle2cutielicious0/10
shahle2cutielicious
i disagree
7. 13.02.06 at 20:26 |DragonSlayer
DragonSlayer
Whats the friendship song like? By the by 10/10
6. 13.02.06 at 19:04 |Mr_Washington10/10
Mr_Washington
Excellent. That was great and funny. 10/10!
5. 13.02.06 at 16:00 |FFXking10/10
FFXking
funny and asome
4. 13.02.06 at 07:23 |payne10/10
payne
Awesome.
3. 10.02.06 at 18:16 |Mezari10/10
Mezari
HI YOUR COOL
2. 07.02.06 at 17:51 |REYMYSTERIO619
REYMYSTERIO619
Wonderful incongrous dialogue. 10!
1. 07.02.06 at 14:54 |thecaptainofo10/10
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