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BAN ZIGGY COMICS!!

by big_gar
9/10 150 pts / 17 Votes - 9 comments
*yawn* Another day working at the DANISH EMBASSY.
In Lebanon...
SIR! We have to get you out of here... there's a RIOT outside, and we think they are trying to BURN US DOWN. COME QUICKLY!!
Suddenly...
We cannot allow the EUROPEAN governments of the world to TRAMPLE on our ancient CUSTOMS and way of LIFE!!
HERE, HERE!!

First they SOIL the good name of PROPHET MUHAMMAD, peace be upon him, and SACRILEGIOUSLY create IMAGES of him for their own ENTERTAINMENT!!
The SACRILEGE must END!!

And now THIS...
Friends, in my hands, is the morning edition of the DANISH TIMES newspaper...
BOOOOO... the DANISH suck it hard!!

And here, on the comics page, right under a very HUMOROUS and NON-OFFENSIVE PEANUTS comic, we find the INFIDEL cartoon character ZIGGY. And what is ZIGGY up to this week?
NO, not YOU too, ZIGGY!?

He is CLEARLY, and SHAMEFULLY KICKING the PROPHET MUHAMMAD, peace be upon him, right in the CROTCH!!!
*GASP* The CROTCH is the LAST place you should kick the PROPHET MUHAMMAD, peace be upon him!

Now, I say we completely OVERREACT and BURN THIS EMBASSY DOWN!!!
OVERREACTION is the best REACTION, BURN IT DOWN!!!

FOR ALLAH!!!
PRAISE BE TO HIM!

... oh, that MARMADUKE, you are one RASCAL of a DOG.
MR. PRESIDENT... have you read today's ZIGGY comic, sir?!
Meanwhile...at the WHITE HOUSE...
Now, dangit, you know I read MARMADUKE, then CRANKSHAFT and then get to the ZIGGY comic after my morning nap!!
I think you should skip to it NOW, sir. There is a SITUATION.

Well then, I better take a look... hmmm, let's see...



Are you finished yet, sir?

Now HOLD your HORSES, I'm reading...
Sir, it's ONE PANEL and has NO WORDS in it...


Ah... HA, that's a good one.
I thought so too, sir... but the MUSLIM people seem to NOT like it. SO much, infact, it might cause WORLD WAR III.

Hmmm... we can work this to our ADVANTAGE and get a FULL-SCALE war started over there, can't we?
Yes. We already have our best CARTOONISTS working on more OFFENSIVE cartoons... like this hilarious CATHY comic where the PROPHET MUHAMMAD is forced to go BATHING SUIT shopping with CATHY. We also came up with this FAMILY CIRCUS comic strip.

I understand the CATHY, but what is so offensive to MUSLIMS about THE FAMILY CIRCUS?
Because that comic just plain SUCKS, sir.

EXCELLENT.

Let's go men... do it for ZIGGY!! HEYAAAAAA!!
KILL THEM ALL, and we won't have to READ THE FAMILY CIRCUS ever again!!!
WORLD WAR III... the near future.
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9. 14.09.07 at 22:23 |ItsMeSnitches10/10
ItsMeSnitches
The Comic Writer Big_Gar,Peace Be Upon Him.
8. 27.07.07 at 14:20 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
Oh. My. Allah.

This is Godlier than Allah.

10/10.
7. 27.07.07 at 01:02 |Rednecks_2_Rox10/10
Rednecks_2_Rox
That was simply Magnificent. I'm kicking myself for never seeing this before.
6. 27.07.07 at 00:54 |CheGuevara10/10
CheGuevara
More.
5. 08.03.06 at 16:49 |Shryh10/10
Shryh
This is your best comic yet, which is saying a hell of a lot.
4. 08.02.06 at 23:38 |Entropic_Catalyst10/10
Entropic_Catalyst
Hilarious. Utter genius. I wish I could vote 100, for 10 is too insulting..
3. 07.02.06 at 14:49 |thecaptainofo10/10
thecaptainofo
Brilliant. 10.
2. 07.02.06 at 04:47 |grouchobeer10/10
grouchobeer
Hey kids... a little note on spelling before you start writing me telling me what is what. There is no real way to spell "Muhammad" correctly in english... so if you want to spell it "Mohammed" or "Muhammed" all three are right. I simply chose to spell it the way I feel is "more right" Thanks.

1. 07.02.06 at 03:53 |big_gar10/10
big_gar
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