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Joe's Last Few Days

by pulse

153 pts / 18 Votes - 20 comments

*Footsteps*


	Hey, how are ya? SO I woke up today and turned on T.V and went to G4. I like video games. Attack Of The Show was on, and I remembered that time that the User Created was a comic on Gnomz being made. It made me sort of angry, but then Kevin Perrier was at the Javitz center for the toy Fair of 06!


	He was interviewing this vendor about marshmallow guns, which can shoot marshmallows about 50 feet! He shot Kevin in the eye. I wanted a Marshmallow gun, so I went to the one place that carries everything: Wal-Mart. Coincidentially, they didn't carry them. I went onto Attackoftheshow. com and looked up the marshmallow gun, and they said to go to marshmellowshoot er.com, so I did.


	I looked up Marshmellowshoot er.com, and it was all in russian. So I hired an interpreter from the U.S Embassy. I took him a long time to come over. Once he got there, he read all the stuff to me. after 2 hours, he told me I could just go to the english version. That made me mad, so I punched him in the genitals. I spent 4000 dollars for some guy to tell me what to do. So after he called the Police and we went through procedures, and after I took my cavity search, I went to the english version. I bought a marshmellow Blaster, which shoots big marshmellows 50 feet. I also got a 50-pack of foam ammo. They say it will work like a 12-gauge if I fill the cartridge with a bunch of foam pellets. It costs 34.93. I used my credit card.


	After 3 days, since it was UPS Ground shipping, I got the gun. I tried loading the barrell with a marshmellow, but the marshmellows I bought were too big for the gun. So I went back to Walgreens and got some smaller marshmellows. I also bought a pack of gum and some Mr.Pibb. I like Mr.Pibb. While I was on the line, I saw an old woman paying at the front. She was paying in pennies. It made me mad, so I puched her in the genitals. After realizing a woman had genitals, I got really scared and punched her in the genitals again.


	After I got home with my marshmellows, gum and Mr.Pibb, I loaded the gun and started shooting at a target I drew on my wall. I was having fun until I realized I drew on my wall, so I punched myself In the genitals. It hurt a lot. Then I kept shooting at the wall until one bounced back and hit me in the eye. It hurt a lot too. I sat down and watched T.V for a while, until I realized I couldnt see the T.V cause my eye hurt. So I listened to the radio. It was a College station, with a gothic kid playing songs about pain and suffering. That made me sad, so I drove over there and punched the kid in the genitals.


	When I drove back home, It was dark out. I rented a scary movie from Netflix. Suprisingly, It came to my door after like 3 minutes. I thanked the delivery guy. While Watching the movie, I noticed that the movie was supposed to come in the mail, not by delivery. I tried to cancel the order, but they wouldnt let me. So I sold the copy I was watching on Ebay. While I was on Ebay, I saw someone selling a Marshmellow gun for 50.00 dollars. I bought one. Once it came, I realized I payed 20.00 more for something I already had. I punched the mailman in the genitals twice. once for the movie, a second time for the gun. Then I figured I should use the gun for something fun, So i invited some friends over to play with them.


	After waiting 4 hours, I realized I Invited over friends that didnt exsist. I have no friends. So I ordered pizza from dominos. when the delivery guy came to my house, I shot him in the genitals with marshmellows.And then-


	Joe, What the hell are you doing in my house???


	Im telling some people about my last week or so.


	Theres no one here!


	Yes there is


	GET OUT!

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	19: To quote a Terrific man, "You must be this tall to read this comic"
	20. 07.09.06 at 00:33 \|pulse


	you my good sir are a fucking loser
	19. 26.08.06 at 11:17 \|footballfan


	Ker plaww.
	18. 14.07.06 at 03:23 \|pulse


	Punch In The Genitals to n00bs
	17. 09.07.06 at 21:43 \|CheGuevara


	cool
	16. 27.06.06 at 17:25 \|MontyPythonMan


	this was fkin funny the best part was all of it lmao!! great 10/10
	15. 10.03.06 at 20:05 \|chanel06


	This a great comic! It's one of the best I've read!
	14. 09.03.06 at 22:37 \|CSWDavis


	12: that means a lot coming from you
	13. 07.03.06 at 00:38 \|pulse


	I enjoyed it and read all of it. I'm not one of those moronic users who complain when there's more than 10 words in a panel.
	12. 07.03.06 at 00:33 \|boinky33


	Punch me and my car in the genitals! 10!
	11. 07.03.06 at 00:29 \|FuckMan


	make another or ill punch u in the genitals. 10/10
	10. 07.03.06 at 00:18 \|narutonut123


	w00t is right! COMIC OF THE DAY
	9. 07.03.06 at 00:10 \|pulse


	W00t.
	8. 07.03.06 at 00:09 \|Rednecks_2_Rox


	i laughed so hard at the first 2 boxes so i had to read the rest..really it diserves a huge 10/10!
	7. 06.03.06 at 07:23 \|cocoa


	that might be Joe's schtick from now on...
	6. 06.03.06 at 04:36 \|pulse


	I laughed until I punched myself in the genitals.
	5. 06.03.06 at 04:00 \|grouchobeer


	i read it all and it was good a 10/10
	4. 06.03.06 at 03:27 \|I_Z_Z_Y


	thanks
	3. 06.03.06 at 03:11 \|pulse


	If anyone says that, I`ll punch them in the genitals.
	2. 06.03.06 at 03:09 \|Entropic_Catalyst


	sigh I hope a few of you read through what joe is saying, because i know most of you will just votwe like 2 saying "the writing was too long to read. blah blah blah. Im an illiterate homophobe" Please, someone read it
	1. 06.03.06 at 03:03 \|pulse

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