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Holy mackerel! Look at the size of that broad!

I'd do her.

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The latest fashion item is high heels for infants.

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John McCain has said he will not meet with the leadership of Spain.

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Mayor Bloomberg, didn't you use to support term limits?

That was before I wanted to run for a third time.

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I think the only hope this country has is McCain's assassination.

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You know what I noticed?

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I'll allow you, the American taxpayer, to buy my bank's bad debt. I'll even step down as CEO. But you'll have to give me a golden parachute.

OK. Here's a golden parachute worth $40 million.

The USS ENTERPRISE.

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THE GODFATHER and THE GODFATHER, PART II, two of the greatest films of all time, have been lovingly restored to their original grandeur.

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I've been to Waziristan! It's an area that hasn't had a ruler since Alexander the Great!

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A farmer in Ohio has carved out a sixteen-acre corn maze in the likeness of Sarah Palin.

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Everything you said in your speech tonight was a lie.

No it wasn't.

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Welcome to the presidential debate between John McCain...

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You cannot execute my client, your honor! He's insane!

Well, he can hold a hearing on whether or not he's insane. He just has to do one thing first.

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I've written a book on the FBI's part in the assassination of Tupac Shakur.

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O.J. SIMPSON KILLS WIVES! HE BEATS GIRLFRIENDS! HE STEALS CABLE TV!

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Obama bla bla bla lipstick bla bla bla pig bla bla bla bla Palin bla bla bla...

Liar.

...Karl Rove calls you one.

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This weekend is the annual Freddie Mac Homeless Benefit Basketball Game.

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Barack Obama's lipstick comment continues to arouse controversy.

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My state is in the path of the ICBM's from Stalinist North Korea!

That's not foreign policy experience.

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I don't think it's fair that I go places, like to visit my family, and you don't come along.

OK, then, we'll compromise-- from now on, I'll SAY I'm going to go and then at the last minute I'll cancel.

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