Quote : "See, Grouchobeer has been published, which means he's funnier than you. No lie."-- Allegria


3760 Created comics :
McCain-Palin '08 - 29.08.08
A series of two-year olds - 29.08.08
Party Pooper - 28.08.08
A Man, A Plan, A Canal, Panama - 28.08.08
Animal House - 28.08.08
The Dennis Kucinich Juggernaut Grinds To A Halt - 28.08.08
Jew Kills Christ - 26.08.08
Rush Limbaugh is a big, fat idiot - 26.08.08
A Sneak Preview of the Vice-Presidential Debate - 25.08.08
Even the title is plagiarized - 24.08.08
Chocolate chunks: Feedee - 23.08.08
Chocolate chunks: Who ya gonna call? - 22.08.08
Stephanie Tubbs Jones goes to Hell, shares room with Richard Eberling - 21.08.08
grouchobeer: Giving Voice to the Voiceless since 2004 - 21.08.08
Speak for yourself, John - 20.08.08
Feel the burn - 17.08.08
Q & A - 17.08.08
grouchobeer's First Annual "Worst-Dressed Celebrities in a Coma" List - 17.08.08
It's not easy being green - 12.08.08
Chocolate chunks: Not that there's anything wrong with that - 11.08.08
Yes, I did this before but it bears repeating - 10.08.08
Sauce for the gander - 09.08.08
Chocolate chunks: You said "Box" - 08.08.08
And then they ate the book - 06.08.08
I, Clone v. 2.0 - 06.08.08
Bring back literacy testing at the polls - 02.08.08
Chocolate chunks: Xmas in July - 26.07.08
Chocolate chunks: You can't spell "unfunniness" without "U. I." - 26.07.08
Hit and run - 25.07.08
E! Hollywood True Story: The Making of "The Last of Dick Cheney" - 23.07.08
Chocolate chunks: The Benefits of Unemployment Compensation, Part II - 22.07.08
Chocolate chunks: The Benefits of Unemployment Compensation - 22.07.08
Radovan Karadzic's Old Home Week - 22.07.08
THE DARK KNIGHT trivia - 21.07.08
You can't spell "Cocksucking" without "CSI" - 19.07.08
Chocolate chunks: You can't spell "Dumbass" without "DA" - 19.07.08
Chocolate chunks: Handy Manny - 19.07.08
Lobster Tale - 19.07.08
No Country For Old Men - 19.07.08
The Last of Dick Cheney - 17.07.08
In a world... - 16.07.08
Future Shock - 15.07.08
Another one bites the dust - 15.07.08
Chocolate chunks: How many angels can dance on top of your skull? - 14.07.08
True Tales of the San Francisco Silent Film Festival - 14.07.08
Chocolate chunks: Hello, Frisco! - 12.07.08
Tigger - 10.07.08
Barack Obama is not as dumb as he looks - 09.07.08
You can't spell "Moron" without "MOR" - 09.07.08
Reds - 09.07.08
Barack Obama, stinkin' to high, high heaven - 08.07.08
Peeling paint - 04.07.08
Jesse Helms sucks cocks in hell - 04.07.08
Make your own John McCain joke Comix - 03.07.08
George Washington Slept Here - 03.07.08
You can't spell "worm" without Dubya - 02.07.08
Chocolate chunks: You can't spell "Idiot" without "O.T." - 02.07.08
Advise & Consent - 02.07.08
Accelerate Your Life - 01.07.08
Chimps are human, too - 28.06.08
Fantasy news league - 28.06.08
A Night in the Ukraine - 27.06.08
Niglets - 27.06.08
You know you are really bad when you're banned from entertaining at the birthday party of a terrorist - 27.06.08
My Own Private Limoncello - 21.06.08
RIP Jim McKay - 21.06.08
Black & Blue Devils - 20.06.08
Everybody was Kung Pao fighting - 20.06.08
Barack Obama's Babymama - 19.06.08
Where No Man Has Gone Before - 17.06.08
Chocolate chunks: You can't spell "Father's Day" without "Fat" - 17.06.08
Monkey Business - 14.06.08
Those who cannot remember the past something something something - 13.06.08
The Adventures of Wingman! - 12.06.08
The Candidates Debate! 2 - 10.06.08
The Candidates Debate! - 10.06.08
Duck Soup the rest of your life - 10.06.08
A Day At The Races - 09.06.08
Always a woman - 06.06.08
Duck Soup the rest of your life - 06.06.08
Chocolate chunks: Previously, on "The Shit" - 06.06.08
If presidential timber falls in the forest and nobody hears it, was there a second gunman in a polka-dot dress? - 05.06.08
Barack Obama will do the work of 3 men - 03.06.08
Barack Obama will do the work of 3 men - 03.06.08
Barack Obama will do the work of 3 men - 03.06.08
That 00's Show - 03.06.08
The More You Know - 03.06.08
That 00's Show - 03.06.08
That 00's Show - 03.06.08
What's it like working with Sean Hannity? - 02.06.08
Salamagundi - 31.05.08
Dark Horse - 31.05.08
You can't spell "Two Big Shitheads" without "TBS" - 28.05.08
You can't spell "Fat Tub of Goop" without "GOP" - 28.05.08
Of course they're dumbasses. They're Cubs fans. - 28.05.08
Dick Martin, 1922-2008 - 28.05.08
Harpo Productions - 27.05.08
He's almost as old as grouchobeer - 25.05.08
Indiana primary - 25.05.08
Indy 500 - 25.05.08
Flogging the Bishop - 25.05.08
Chocolate chunks: The Dirtiest Joke Ever - 24.05.08
Awfully shy for a lawyer - 19.05.08
A Different World - 19.05.08
Chocolate chunks: Divide and conquer - 19.05.08
The Dirtiest Joke Ever II - 18.05.08
Party like it's 1939 - 16.05.08
You can't spell "pretty old weezer" without "POW" - 14.05.08
Chocolate chunks: You can't spell "What a dickwad" without "WWAD" - 14.05.08
You can't spell "unasked-for anal probe" without "UFO" - 12.05.08
Draft Dodger - 12.05.08
LaBush and Cheney - 08.05.08
Chocolate chunks: Chinatown - 07.05.08
Chocolate chunks: Game Over - 07.05.08
Chocolate chunks: You've got to be carefully taught - 07.05.08
Chocolate chunks: The Dark Knight - 07.05.08
Say THAT three times fast - 06.05.08
Amy Coffeehouse - 04.05.08
That was then, this is now - 01.05.08
Chocolate chunks: The Devil's My Neighbor, Part 4 - 23.04.08
Chocolate chunks: The Devil's My Neighbor, Part 3 - 23.04.08
Chocolate chunks: The Devil's My Neighbor, Part 2 - 23.04.08
Blatant headexploady knockoff - 23.04.08
Chocolate chunks: The Devil's My Neighbor, Part 1 - 23.04.08
Pwned - 22.04.08
Previously, on "Sleazy Creeps" - 22.04.08
Chocolate chunks: You can't spell "Insane Cluster Fuck" without "ICC" - 21.04.08
Keating 5, Glenn 0 - 20.04.08
Win Ben Stein's Money - 20.04.08
The Day The Pope Came To New York - 18.04.08
Chocolate chunks: No jury would ever convict me - 18.04.08
Tomato, tomahto... - 15.04.08
The Winner Is... - 15.04.08
Harry Potter And The Court Order - 13.04.08
Potpourri - 13.04.08
True Tales Of Grouchobeer - 12.04.08
Chelsea morning - 10.04.08
Who's afraid of the big black? - 09.04.08
Guns don't kill people - 07.04.08
And they're ugly - 07.04.08
Chocolate chunks: Laugh while you can - 07.04.08
Domino Effect - 04.04.08
Yeah, what could possibly go wrong there? - 04.04.08
Joke du jour - 03.04.08
The Google - 03.04.08
Daughter of Transsexual 2 - 03.04.08
Daughter of Transsexual - 03.04.08
Chocolate chunks: I'm the Baron of Puns - 03.04.08
The last Fred Thompson comic ever (unless I think of another really good one) - 31.03.08
It's better in the Bahamas - 31.03.08
Wombatman - 30.03.08
Chocolate chunks goes to London - 28.03.08
Phat Pharm - 24.03.08
It would have been OK if Terri Schiavo had died in Iraq - 22.03.08
You know things are really bad when the voice of reason is Pat Buchanan - 22.03.08
Happy Anniversary Baby, Got You On My Mind - 22.03.08
No Country For Old Men - 22.03.08
Final Foreplay - 18.03.08
It Can't Happen Here - 18.03.08
It makes the heart grow fonder - 18.03.08
Slut Atlantic - 16.03.08
Vegetable Crackers - 14.03.08
No deposit, no return - 14.03.08
Doomsday - 14.03.08
Gator Aid - 13.03.08
Squeal lahk a pig - 13.03.08
We use a large vibrating Egg - 12.03.08
No Country For Old Men - 11.03.08
What could be worse?, or, So blind people can hate them too - 11.03.08
A really big shoe - 10.03.08
Fun With Dick & Dubya - 10.03.08
No Country For Old Men - 09.03.08
Because some black guy would just kill the president. I'd do it. What would they do to me? Put me in jail with a bunch of black guys that would treat me like a king for the rest of my life? - 07.03.08
The Thousand-Pound Reich - 06.03.08
The winner of the Ohio Democrat Primary - 06.03.08
Ohio Idol - 04.03.08
A Field Guide to the Presidential Candidates - 04.03.08
Senior Moment - 04.03.08
Blazing Inaugural Balls - 04.03.08
Top Ten Reasons John McCain Should Be President - 04.03.08
Top Ten John McCain Campaign Slogans - 03.03.08
John McCain will do the work of three men - 03.03.08
John McCain will do the work of three men - 03.03.08
Because that's how long they are, about six feet - 03.03.08
Yeah, but Hitler's not from the Twin Cities - 03.03.08
Bad chemistry - 02.03.08
You can't spell "Pretty Stupid Assholes" without PSA - 02.03.08
Darth Nader - 02.03.08
They're great for your heart - 01.03.08
I crossed a goat with a spider and I got a nanny that mates and kills - 01.03.08
You can't spell "William F. Buckley" without "F-U-C-K" - 29.02.08
... and crabby will still fuck his daughter - 28.02.08
William F. Buckley, Junior's Legacy - 28.02.08
When I say "stimulate", I mean "destroy" - 27.02.08
Chocolate chunks: Milk - 26.02.08
Life in America just keeps getting better and better - 26.02.08
No Country For Old Men - 25.02.08
Like Reagan, only older - 25.02.08
Weight - 24.02.08
Marx joins the immortals - 23.02.08
You can't spell "Bad Joke" without "BJ" - 22.02.08
Adolf Hitler was against gas because he was gassed-- that doesn't make him a nice guy - 22.02.08
The Hanoi Hilton Sex Video - 22.02.08
Niggers is always expectin' credit fo' shit they is supposed to do - 18.02.08
Fast, cheap & out of control - 18.02.08
How long has THIS movie been on the shelf? - 17.02.08
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes - 14.02.08
The 21st and 22nd Hijackers - 12.02.08
The 21st and 22nd Hijackers - 12.02.08
Inconvenient Truth! - 12.02.08
Superdelegate - 12.02.08
Inconvenient Truth - 12.02.08
There's no trials like show trials, or Military justice is to justice as military music is to music - 11.02.08
Black History Month Fun Fact - 11.02.08
CrazyCracker on the Democratic Presidential Race - 11.02.08
Year of the Rat - 09.02.08
Year of the Rat - 09.02.08
Freedom's just another word - 07.02.08
Which GOP candidate is the dumbest? - 07.02.08
Chocolate chunks: Monkey hehe - 06.02.08
Bringing clones to Newcastle - 05.02.08
Eat Drink Man Woman - 04.02.08
Super Sunday and Super Tuesday - 01.02.08
He IS just like Churchill - 30.01.08
Why do you think they call it Flash? - 30.01.08
What you want with a Ford if you got a horse? - 29.01.08
Broken Wings - 28.01.08
Mixed Doubles - 28.01.08
Chocolate chunks: Airborne - 28.01.08
Books is like kryptonite to niggers - 26.01.08
6,000,000 hits - 25.01.08
The Lyin' King - 25.01.08
The Mike Gravel Juggernaut rolls on - 25.01.08
28 Down - 23.01.08
Now Playing On The Great White Way - 23.01.08
Can't you save the world from Florida? - 23.01.08
Fred Thompson drops out - 23.01.08
I Know Who Killed Me - 22.01.08
All-Natural Bush, Vol. 1 - 21.01.08
Who's On First? - 21.01.08
Rednecks_2_Rox - 21.01.08
Rednecks_2_Rox - 21.01.08
You can't spell "Tough Shit" without "TS" - 20.01.08
MLK, MLK, Lemonade - 20.01.08
Tenzing Norgay on Sir Edmund Hillary - 20.01.08
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie - 18.01.08
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie - 18.01.08
Taking the Caucasians out of the caucuses - 18.01.08
No blood for lard - 18.01.08
Chocolate chunks: Blondies - 17.01.08
Is that rat heart? Disgusting! - 17.01.08
Remember the MAINE? - 16.01.08
I take direction from one person, under protest - 14.01.08
Bill, we hardly knew ye - 12.01.08
It's the ale you drink like champagne - 11.01.08
Mau Mau fighter pilots - 11.01.08
Hockey puck - 11.01.08
You can't spell "Maine" without "ME" - 11.01.08
Sixbucks - 10.01.08
You know you have a problem when... - 08.01.08
Chocolate chunks: You can't spell "fetal alcohol syndrome" without "ale" - 08.01.08
The Salad Bowl - 06.01.08
Chocolate chunks: Bowl - 06.01.08
You can't spell "That Kid is Fucked" without K-FED - 05.01.08
You can't spell "2008" without two zeroes - 04.01.08
The tortoise and the snail - 04.01.08
You can't spell "I Am A Loser" without "IA" - 04.01.08
How the Grinch Strabismus - 04.01.08
Mike Huckabee's clean campaign - 04.01.08
You can't spell "Iowa caucuses" without "IOU" - 03.01.08
Family business - 01.01.08
Let God Sort It Out - 31.12.07
Knocked up 6 - 27.12.07
Knocked up 5 - 27.12.07
Knocked up 4 - 27.12.07
Knocked up 3 - 27.12.07
Knocked up 2 - 27.12.07
Knocked Up - 26.12.07
Do as I say - 24.12.07
Chocolate chunks: Chinese - 23.12.07
Fucky sucky fie dolla - 23.12.07
Hunchbacks - 21.12.07
Chocolate chunks: MILF - 20.12.07
You can't spell "saggy tits" without "SAG" - 20.12.07
TIME on their hands - 20.12.07
4 X 4 - 20.12.07
Mothers - 20.12.07
Aliens vs. Predator - 15.12.07
The Return of Porter Goss, International Man of Mystery - 15.12.07
BUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!111!!!! Komix: A burn in every comic, guaranteed! - 12.12.07
I heart Huckabee - 12.12.07
Has anyone ever told you you look like The Princess of Whales? Not the present Princess of Whales, one of the old Whales. And believe me, when I say Whale, I mean Whale. I know a Whale when I see one. - 12.12.07
Michael Vick's XMAS CAROL - 11.12.07
The Hop Shop - 11.12.07
Chocolate chunks: Hops - 11.12.07
Big Love - 08.12.07
Never cry wolf - 07.12.07
A Porkloin In Every Pot - 07.12.07
Chocolate chunks: Lager - 07.12.07
You can't spell "Creflo A. Dollar" without "A Dollar" - 06.12.07
You can't spell lung cancer & emphysema without L & M - 06.12.07
The Secret Word - 03.12.07
You can't spell "Democracy" without "Dem" - 02.12.07
You opened the door - 02.12.07
American Gangster - 01.12.07
Fairly unbalanced - 30.11.07
Writers v. Stagehands - 30.11.07
Space: Like, y'know, the final frontier or something - 30.11.07
Chocolate chunks: RIP Hershey, 1994-2007 - 29.11.07
Chocolate chunks: How I Heard I Was Going To Be An Uncle (Or Aunt) - 29.11.07
The Democrats Debate! - 29.11.07
Pervez Musharraf packs it in - 29.11.07
Although Marie Osmond is appealing to the Supreme Court - 29.11.07
Chocolate chunks: He has insomnia, and he's trying to sleep it off - 29.11.07
Chocolate chunks: I See O.J. - 29.11.07
One Million Dollars - 28.11.07
That tragic shooting in Wisconsin a ways back - 28.11.07
Top Ten Types of Movies on Triggerstreet.com - 28.11.07
When Dubya Met Al G - 27.11.07
Carnac the Magnificent - 27.11.07
Chocolate chunks: @#%&! - 27.11.07
Domino theory - 27.11.07
Chocolate chunks: I didn't go to Burger King - 26.11.07
Chocolate chunks: I see a long, difficult life ahead for her - 26.11.07
Chocolate chunks: Five Easy Pieces - 26.11.07
When thesaurus ruled the earth - 26.11.07
Chocolate chunks: If you can't sea bass every day, you can't sea bass at all - 26.11.07
JFK - 22.11.07
Right Said Fred - 21.11.07
Chocolate chunks: Uncle Ernie 5 - 21.11.07
Chocolate chunks: Uncle Ernie 4 - 21.11.07
Chocolate chunks: Uncle Ernie 3 - 21.11.07
Chocolate chunks: Uncle Ernie 2 - 21.11.07
Chocolate chunks: Uncle Ernie 1 - 21.11.07
RIP Mr. Whipple - 21.11.07
Silver and gold - 21.11.07
Is that a crank on your laptop, or are you just happy to see me? - 21.11.07
Chocolate chunks: Turkey - 21.11.07
Chocolate chunks: A man eatin' ass, he KNOW he eatin' ass - 21.11.07
You can't spell "Shitty Advertisement" without ATT - 19.11.07
PC for Xmas - 18.11.07
It can't happen here - 18.11.07
Mourning becomes eclectic - 17.11.07
Chocolate chunks: My annual Beaujolais Nouveau comic - 16.11.07
Chocolate chunks: I like rape - 15.11.07
The Sexiest Man Alive - 15.11.07
All in the Family - 14.11.07
Chocolate chunks: Mission accomplished, not - 14.11.07
Why DO they call it the Department of the Interior? - 12.11.07
How DO they separate the men from the boys in "Palestine"? - 12.11.07
Fred Thompson chooses his cabinet - 11.11.07
Strange Bedfellows - 11.11.07
Peanuts to you - 11.11.07
Chocolate chunks: Arthur Bremer's my neighbor 5 - 09.11.07
Chocolate chunks: Arthur Bremer's my neighbor 4 - 09.11.07
Chocolate chunks: Arthur Bremer's my neighbor 3 - 09.11.07
Chocolate chunks: Arthur Bremer's my neighbor 2 - 09.11.07
Chocolate chunks: Arthur Bremer's my neighbor 1 - 09.11.07
Roach infestation - 09.11.07
The Bounty Hunter - 08.11.07
The CW Network - 08.11.07
Digital killed the Radiohead - 07.11.07
You can't spell "paedo" without "O" - 06.11.07
I like dreamin' - 05.11.07
At least Colbert has a TV show - 02.11.07
Black/White - 02.11.07
Jay Leno on the Writers' strike - 02.11.07
Rudy Giuliani's Mad-Libs - 01.11.07
Rudy - 01.11.07
Yesrudy - 01.11.07
Day of the Dead - 01.11.07
Restrict Immigration - 01.11.07
Fly United - 01.11.07
I'm for the original Constitution, without all them amendments and such like - 31.10.07
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition - 31.10.07
Came alot - 31.10.07
You can't spell "Giant Flip-Flop" without "GOP" - 31.10.07
Chocolate chunks: Trick - 29.10.07
Don't cry for me - 29.10.07
It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world - 29.10.07
Around the world in eighty muthafuckin' days - 28.10.07
Step right up for the big swindle - 28.10.07
Blonde ambition - 27.10.07
You can't teach a hound dog to sing by nailin' his tail to the floor - 27.10.07
The Old Gray Mayor, He Ain't What He Used To Be - 27.10.07
Chocolate chunks: At Midnight, it turns back into a pumpkin - 25.10.07
Brownback Mountain - 24.10.07
C Movie - 23.10.07
Saw IV - 23.10.07
C Movie - 23.10.07
Or watches the movies - 23.10.07
David Copperfield kind of crap - 22.10.07
Cavemen - 21.10.07
And you think OUR postal service sucks - 21.10.07